Words can't begin to express the complete lack of gratitude I feel, for the measly amount of money that over one thousand misguided people were easily conned out of on the first Dismalhand release. With those funds now squandered, on extravagant items such as cider and posh crisps, I'm dragging myself out of bed for a second attempt to put my hand in your wallet. On the back of the bemusing popularity of the vulgar cash cow that is the Dismalhand, comes the predictable Halloween gimmick version: Dead Dismal. Impress your friends and family by how easily you are parted with your hard earned money. Dead Dismal (and Dismalhand) are the ideal shape for scratching your head in disbelief at what you just purchased. The scariest thing about this blatant Halloween cash in, is how unimaginative this 'art piece' really is. [Insert clever zombie reference] Only the Walking Dead would be vacant enough upstairs to be taken in by this. Unimaginatively regurgitating the (un)original version [can't be arsed, c
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